A Diversified Holdings Company

Maritime Recreation
& Hand Tillage Solutions.

Boats & Hoes, LLC is the only firm in America vertically integrated across both recreational watercraft and manual soil implements. We saw a gap in the market. The gap was between those two things.

Established · Sometime after the idea · Fuquay-Varina, NC

Our Divisions

Two operating units. One shared garage.

Division One

Nautical

We have a boat.

It is a good boat. It runs most of the time. Our maritime division represents the culmination of one purchase decision made in 2019 that we have never fully justified.

  • Watercraft (one)
  • Trailer for the watercraft
  • Life jackets of uncertain vintage
  • A cooler that is technically part of the boat now

Division Two

Tillage

We have several hoes.

Garden hoes. Implements of agriculture. Our tillage portfolio is deeper than our maritime portfolio and, frankly, better maintained.

  • Draw hoe
  • Stirrup hoe
  • Warren hoe
  • One we cannot identify

Leadership

Our executive team brings together decades of adjacent, unrelated experience.

Co-Founder

Chief Executive Officer

Our founders met in a shared bedroom and have not looked back. He oversees the maritime division because he was the one who bought the boat.

Co-Founder

Chief Executive Officer

Also Chief Executive Officer. We looked into whether a company can have two, and the answer appears to be that nobody is stopping us.

Investor Relations

We are not currently accepting outside capital, but we appreciate you looking at the chart.

Amount

Fig. 1 — Growth. Vertical axis intentionally unlabeled.

1
Boats under management
4
Hoes under management
Total addressable market
Q4
Outlook: more boats. Also more hoes.

Careers

We do not currently have a job. We have a boat.

Should that change, we will be looking for candidates who are comfortable working across both divisions, which is a sentence we enjoyed writing very much.

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